The Great Procrastinator

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:54:59 -0400

This Babblr thing is essentially useless and I can’t get it to leave my dash now. Cool.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:54:35 -0400

This Babblr thing is essentially useless and I can’t get it to leave my dash now. Cool.

jaclcfrost: hold it right there i’m afraid i’m going to have to give you a ticket

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:39:45 -0400

jaclcfrost:

hold it right there

i’m afraid i’m going to have to give you a ticket

urbanfuck: urbanfuck: anal sneezes are cute as shit sorry iphone the word i was looking for was...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:09:01 -0400

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

carradineway: harryedward: Vine needs to be stopped Spitted...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:54:35 -0400

carradineway:

harryedward:

Vine needs to be stopped

Spitted my whole water out, fam.

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:38:01 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

slydigger: my life is as unorganized as a forever 21 store

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:35:33 -0400

slydigger:

my life is as unorganized as a forever 21 store

cuntwarrior: morelydia: shenaniganations: This, though. I...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:32:39 -0400

cuntwarrior:

morelydia:

shenaniganations:

This, though.

I love when we reframe issues to illustrate them as they are- the perpetrator’s problem.

omfg yes

zooeyclairedeschanel: yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:26:44 -0400

zooeyclairedeschanel:

yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

pulitzerprincess: looks like some of y’all will have a little...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:24:54 -0400

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:16:21 -0400

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:08:55 -0400

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:05:27 -0400

haroldisdumb: we could be married and i still wouldnt text u first

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:02:06 -0400

haroldisdumb:

we could be married and i still wouldnt text u first

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:59:37 -0400

vaginapowersactivate: vrisrezi: hellalara: i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:36:55 -0400

vaginapowersactivate:

vrisrezi:

hellalara:

i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with

i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with

i wish i had a super tight group of criminals that i knitted with

thatfunnyblog: My kind of movie Funny Stuff you like?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:26:04 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

My kind of movie

Funny Stuff you like?

royalclitoris: cerveza means love in spanish ❤

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:25:43 -0400

royalclitoris:

cerveza means love in spanish ❤

edgur: rumour: do i have low self esteem or am i ugly

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:49:55 -0400

edgur:

rumour:

do i have low self esteem or am i ugly

christmascorp: i’m on a journey of self-discovery

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:13:02 -0400

christmascorp:

i’m on a journey of self-discovery