“I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.”—Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (via observando)
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work
Buy you a gift?? BUY YOU A FUCKING GIFT?? Your gift is you getting to ask to borrow shit from me every fucking day. Your gift is me not beating the shit out of you for waking me up in the middle of the night to help you with an assignment that you were too fucking inept to complete. Your gift is my tolerance, even on those days when I think about opening the window and tossing you out of it. That’s your fucking present. One I’m damn sure no one else could ever give you outside of the heavy influence of drugs and alcohol.
Yes. Please continue to interrupt my phone calls with your bullshit. Because if I don’t pay attention to anything you’re saying when I’m not doing anything, certainly I’m listening to you when I’m actually preoccupied….
REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP