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I can't believe I'm not butter.

“I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.”

I have a PhD in keepin' it real

I suffer from a terrible case of RBF (Resting Bitch Face)

olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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Yes. Leave me alone with the individual with whom I no longer have the one thing in common that we had in common literally NOT EVEN A FUCKIN HOUR AGO

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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If my life could be made into a made-for-TV movie I promise it would be nonstop rotfl. So much comedy everywhere. Like just. HaHAHAHAahaha. Nice.

I would really enjoy some sexual, initiated by him, plenty-of-time activities this evening is that too much to ask I think not. I. Think. Not.

vinebox:

when someone calls me ugly

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bootykage:

my new phone background

bootykage:

my new phone background

teenage-femalien:

bevsi:

oitnb season 3 wishlist:

  • poussey’s happiness
  • alex fills in her eyebrows more thickly
  • literally anyone utters the word “bisexual”

to know miss claudette is okay

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

84emojis:

im not gettin texted back but im not worried bc i know that God Is Fighting My Battles

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

anny-is-yours:

we reblog the men we think we deserve

macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”