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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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inbox:

“smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining

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esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

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circletines:

my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard

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fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

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lizuhd:

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

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claydols:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

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can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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internetexplorers:

mom please laugh at my jokes

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scoutsbutt:

if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend

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