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  Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk  

kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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rubee:

you fuckin fat cunt

taylorsvift:

when i listen to last kiss and dear john i get all teary and i start to feel sorry for myself and i feel like i just wanna lie down on my bed forever

and them i’m like “wait i’ve never dated anybody” 

witchomo:

lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17

thelilnan:

stickittothemandria:

dampsandwich:

why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!

only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base

I finally understand dubstep

loveamidstemptyspace:

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

I’m high as shit right now and this is fucking hilarious.

loveamidstemptyspace:

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

I’m high as shit right now and this is fucking hilarious.

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

whatislordeyodeling:

unlearning problematic behavior is a long ass process

you will fuck up

handle it gracefully.

hoodkage:

cuz i aint trine see the vienna sausage colored whitey boi peen in the open wound that im posed to believe is actually a vagina of some sort

shit triggering im triggered yall think this a game imma unfollow u asap immediately this instant

heidiblairmontag:

rebekahlynnlove:

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Single serving Comunion

jesus 2 go 

prepackaged and processed for your sins 

heidiblairmontag:

rebekahlynnlove:

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Single serving Comunion

jesus 2 go 

prepackaged and processed for your sins