The Great Procrastinator

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(via valyum)

inbox:

“smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining

(via apilley)

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

(via joshfannyceschi)

circletines:

my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard

(via xtrinhney)

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

(via freudwasmybitch)

lizuhd:

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

(Source: leafwhirlwind, via drippingsarcasm)

claydols:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

(Source: basedgosh, via shrexorcist)

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

(via itssjustmonique)

internetexplorers:

mom please laugh at my jokes

(via photographwhore)

scoutsbutt:

if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend

(via sarawr-saurus)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

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(via i-explained-it-when-i-danced)