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I can't believe I'm not butter.

“I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.”

I have a PhD in keepin' it real

I suffer from a terrible case of RBF (Resting Bitch Face)

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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tulpaa:

I literally hate when people are like set me up with your friend. they’re my friend not my property
It’s not like yes you give me two of your finest goat and I shall give you her virginity

avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage

proletarianprincess:

underwatercavess:

proletarianprincess:

whenever i get an essay assignment i immediately go “how can i work a feminist and anti capitalist rant into this”

How about focus on the fucking essay and not make everything about your passions? You don’t see me making a rant about whales in every fucking essay I get.

i study sociology and politics, its always relevant you fucking weirdo. go fuck a whale or something.

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

slapdancing:

Date me now, i will get hot, im an investment

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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joshpeck:

i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president

joshpeck:

i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president

thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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officialunitedstates:

trees in the wind need to calm down nobody asked you to rustle so much

traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F