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I can't believe I'm not butter.

“I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.”

I have a PhD in keepin' it real

I suffer from a terrible case of RBF (Resting Bitch Face)

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

feministcosette:

this song is horrible but I don’t want to waste my skips: an 8tracks story

This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

dutchster:

dutchster:

dutchster:

what’s the cheapest meat?

deer balls

because they’re under a buck

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

drdavidbrinner:

A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love

the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy  goes for too long and you get TWO instead

oomshi:

is that dick gluten free

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care