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I can't believe I'm not butter.

“I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.”

I have a PhD in keepin' it real

I suffer from a terrible case of RBF (Resting Bitch Face)

prasejeebus:

m-u-n-g-o:

New snippet of Ariana’s next single “Problem”

27 minutes ago1,120 plays

officialfrenchtoast:

probably the reason why im still single is because i didnt forward those chain messages when i was 13 yrs old

phobias:

why do the people i like have to kiss other people it’s really inconsiderate 

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

amberushgron:

Please don’t underestimate how petty I can be. I will like things just to spite you.

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast