I can't believe I'm not butter.
“I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.”
I have a PhD in keepin' it real
I suffer from a terrible case of RBF (Resting Bitch Face)
Get out of here oiled Mike Wazowski.
Anonymous said: i actually do need pasta
Whoa dude me too let’s date
how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name
you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk
Perks of Dating Me:
- I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
- I’m too ugly to cheat on you
- Sometimes i’m funny
- I live near a pizza restaurant
Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?
tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*