I can't believe I'm not butter.
“I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.”
I have a PhD in keepin' it real
I suffer from a terrible case of RBF (Resting Bitch Face)
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON
How I pratice drawing things, now in a tutorial form.
The shrimp photo I used is here Show me your shrimps if you do this uvu PS: lots of engrish because foreign
This is the best art advice ever and you should all listen to it because it’s basically what I’ve been telling people for years.
i was not expecting that to actually work
Reblogging every time this pops up on my dash because this is helpful for everyone .
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
people who think an apocalypse of any kind would be cool
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty.
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy