Random Tumblr Themes

I can't believe I'm not butter.

“I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.”

I have a PhD in keepin' it real

I suffer from a terrible case of RBF (Resting Bitch Face)

polarizedsunglassemoji said: psstsssttsttstt

Get out of here oiled Mike Wazowski.

Anonymous said: i actually do need pasta

Whoa dude me too let’s date

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

nekama:

how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name

chuchuchullio:

Some days it’s so hard to take this advice.

chuchuchullio:

Some days it’s so hard to take this advice.

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill